Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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