: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
