I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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