you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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