Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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