I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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