Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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