real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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