he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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