The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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