Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
the day after is always just damage control
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just want nice things and good sex
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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