The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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