it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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