It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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