operation harelip BJ is a go
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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