Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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