I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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