Its about making memories worth repressing
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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