quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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