If that was your dad, he is hot
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Fuck me I smell like cheese
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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