So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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