Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Found your dick twin last night
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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