why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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