where does the pee come out of this thing
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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