You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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