I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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