Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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