Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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