is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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