I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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