Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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