I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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