like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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