That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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