At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Randomize
