birth control should be required to get into college
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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