worst night to have a conscience
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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