The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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