Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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