that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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