summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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