You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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