My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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