i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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