i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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