He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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