I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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