Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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