Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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