lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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