Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
