You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
one might say we're banned from that church
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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