the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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