grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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