There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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