I heard we made out
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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