At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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